Sweet Mustard (honey mustard)

Fell has Swapped

-Edge's Pov-

I've managed to get Alphys to agree to help me. 

On the condition that Undyne will go on a date with her.

Not a huge deal, it only means Undyne will hate me for about a week.

I can handle that. 

Alphys is busy typing something into her computer, while Undyne is looking around the lab. 

I stand there, above Alphys, making sure she doesn't do anything shifty. 

Though I know she won't, she can't risk that Undyne won't go on that date with her. 

"Alright. I think I've located this sack of bones," Alphys says. 

"Where is he?" I demand. 

"A place called, UnderSwap," she tells me.

"How do we get there?"

At this point, Undyne is next to me, interested in a possible new place.

"We'd need a portal. One that can handle two trips, along with multiple people going through at once." 

"So can you build it?" I question. 

"It'd be a hard thing to make, for anyone who isn't me," she claims. 

"I'll need two days."

"One," I counter. 

"What?" she asks, turning to me. 

"I'll give you one day."

"Captain, that's, that's Impossible!"

"If you can't do it, then you'll be dusted," I tell her simply.

"And so will Undyne."

"WHAT?!" They both shout.

I summon red bones around Undyne, making a cage.

"YOU ASSHOLE!" Undyne says trying to break free. 

"So, are you going to be able to complete my request?" I ask.

"Yes!" 

"Well then, I suggest that you get to it because these bones will hold four twenty-four hours. once they disappear your time will run out, and so will hers."

And with that Alphys scatters off, to go start off on her project.

I turn to Undyne, her arms crossing.

"Are you sure this plan of yours is going to work?" she whispers.

"Of course it will."

-le time skip-

I watch the clock, fifteen more minutes.

I see the brightness of the bones draining. 

They will soon be dust, and, if she's failed, Alphys might be as well. 

"Ugh, I'm hungry!" Undyne whines.

"Shut up, only a few more minutes," I tell her. 

"I haven't eaten since yesterday, and I'm NOT eating those moldy noodles," she informs me.

"I don't care, in one way or another, you won't be hungry in a few minutes."

I hear the patter of feet on tile and I turn my head to the sound. 

"I-I'VE DONE IT!" Alphys shouts. 

"finally," Undyne mutters. 

"show me," I say, the bones disappearing at the flick of a wrist.