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Untitled Part 9

Most people were drunk on News Years Day.

I and Helen were running around putting people back in their bed as we tried to manage my weird cravings from the fucking pregnancy. Good thing I love Helen or I would have jumped out a window when I found out. Joking.

I was starting to form a small pregnancy bump Helen and I was sitting on the couch as he lay a hand on the small bump smiling to himself. We had the TV playing some random shit in the background as everyone was finally in their bed. I can't believe how helpful Helen has been these last few weeks he is gonna be an amazing dad I can just see him chasing our kid around the house playing monsters with them and swimming in the pool with them. 

It was adorable I was lost in my own thoughts until Helen brought me back to earth "Hello anyone home" he whispered moving his hand in front of my face grabbing it he kissed my cheek as I snuggled into his side. "So... what were you thinking about," he asked "I was thinking about how much of an amazing dad you would make" he blushed lightly before holding me a bit tighter and kissing my forehead.

Tyler called on me to sing him to sleep so I did;

"He is a hustler, he's no good at all
He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum
He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable
He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun
I know you told me I should stay away
I know you said he's just a dog astray
He is a bad boy with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain't smart

[Chorus:]
But mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside I just can't deny, love the guy

[Verse 2:]
He is a villain by the devil's law
He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun
That man's a snitch and unpredictable
He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none
Oh-ooooo I know-ooooo, should've let go, but no
'Cause he is a bad boy with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain't smart

[Chorus:]
But mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside I just can't deny, love the guy

[Bridge:]
And he's got my name
Tattooed on his arm
His lucky charm
So I guess it's OK
He's with me
And I hear people talk (people talk)
Try to make remarks
Keep us apart
But I don't even hear
I don't care

[Chorus:]
'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside I just can't deny, love the guy

(Oh-ooooo I know-ooooo)
Mama, I'm in love with a criminal
(Should've let go)
And this type of love isn't rational,
(But no)
It's physical
(Oh-ooooo I know-ooooo)
Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright
(Should've let go)
All reason aside
(But no)
I just can't deny, love the guy"

Once my brother was asleep I kissed his forehead tucking him in as Helen stood at the door "You are going to be the best mom around" he whispered to me before connecting our lips. Let's just hope I am a good mom and Helen will definitely be the best dad ever.

Going downstairs Liu, Dark link and ben were arguing Jeff was getting high on mountain dew Brian and doctor smiley were sending help looks at us as me and Helen walked away to our room falling asleep in our bed waking up to Glitchy red and silver fighting "this is going to be a long day" Helen sighed as I rolled my eyes "Let's get working then" I sigh as well as we separate the fight between the two pokemon brothers everyone sits down on the couch.