Firey Jr: dad, who was my mother?
Firey: people keep saying its leafy *makes a face* but your mom is actually gelatin's neice's cousin's daughter
Firey Jr.: ...... I regret existing
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y'know, i keep hearing people say-
Firey Jr: dad, who was my mother?
Firey: people keep saying its leafy *makes a face* but your mom is actually gelatin's neice's cousin's daughter
Firey Jr.: ...... I regret existing