inanimate insanity/ bfb crack book

100 chapters whoopwhoop!

Oj and everyone are having a party

OJ: okay, i'll be gone to go get some munchies. Nobody burn down the hotel. Paper, youre in charge until i get back

Paper: okay

-20 minutes later oj comes back-

Paintbrush: *smoking weed*

Microphone: *air punching pickle right in his face*

Lightbulb: *is throwing up all over the place*

Fan: this place be gettin LIT yo!

Salt: ew. Did you like, just say the word "lit"?!

-Balloon is crying over something while suitcase is trying her hardest to cheer him up-

-someone apparently beat up cheesy, cherries is seperated, yin yang is trying to suffocate tissues, and box is the DJ, blasting music-

OJ: what the hell happened while i was gone?!

-paper is tied up to the wall by knife-

Knife: this be new americana yall