Tree: hey pen. Today's our anniversary as a team. Wanna come over?? We're playing spin the bottle~
                              Pen: haha!- NO.
                              Tree: okay then. You're missing out~
                              -the next day-
                              Tree: so by the way me and bottle are dating-
                                      
                                          
                                   
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inanimate insanity/ bfb crack book
HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so
 
                                               
                                                  