Mepad: hello g-gang..i brought beverages *has a pack of coronas*
Mephone: good good!
-they drink the coronas and get le drunk because im immature-
Mepad: *glitching*
Mephone4: man, all this frikn....bullcrap is tireing...with uh..the money and orange juice...hehe
Toilet: mista fone you dunt look to gewd awr yu okah?
Mephone4: stfu u DISGRACE
toilet: *cries*
Mephone4: all these thumb wars and lawsuits...life is hard..
Mepad: *just glitching out*
Mephone4: you know...youre pretty cute~ *is all over mepad*
-microphone calls the cops since she witnessed two people drunk on her lawn in 3 in the morning-
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HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so