OJ: everyone stay inside, and wah your hands
Knife: bullcrap. You really think everyones gonna wash their hands? Probably like, once or twice. Nobody washes their hands, even after they picked their behind
Salt: ew! Like, knife, you dont wash your hands even after you pick your butt?!
Knife: no i-
-everyone pours sanitizer in knife's eyes and beats him up. A gangbang-
Paper: oh dear. This wasnt planned. It was meant for tissues
Fan: rule 34 hit me up
Knife: guys please im only nine ;-;
YOU ARE READING
inanimate insanity/ bfb crack book
HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so
