Microphone: *coughs because allergies*
Soap: DEMON. BEGONE. CORONA BE GONE. *Spraying stuff everywhere and pooring hand sanitizer on microphone*
Microphone: *dying*
Knife: *throwing toilet paper everywhere*
Nickel: suitcase~ the Coronavirus is coming after you~
Suitcase: AAAAAAHHHH NOO WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
testube: I've been waiting for this day to come
Paintbrush: bruh she has allergies-
Lightbulb: y'all got any bread?
Fan: *sitting in the corner listening to usher and bts*
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inanimate insanity/ bfb crack book
HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so
