Liy: why are we doing this again?
Match: like, why not?
Pencil: okay okay, coiny and needy- *FLINCHES* thooo
Match: omg! Like, yeah!
Liy: *sigh* it just wasnt meant to be...Poor needy- *FLINCHES*
Bracelety: agreed U-U
Match: at least like, they're on good like, terms. The beef is like, SQUASHED.
Pencil: yeah. coiny is now happier with firey
Bracletey: i wish me and icey can be happy together!
Liy: *pats bracletey knowing full well ice cube is already seeing someone but she doesnt want bracelety's tiny pure heart to be broken* ....
Ly: okay okay, but like, bubble and fan
Pencil: omg! Its so obvious!
Match: i heard rumors that they like, actually got like, together *smacks lips*
Pencil: WHAT?!
Match: the like, bember got a girlfriend before me!
Liy: understandable
Braceletey: what about tree and bottle?
Match: omg! Totally!!
Liy: dont tell anyone, *whispers* but bottle actually said herself she had the hots for tree
Match: omg what?! Ruby like, told me she like, overheard tree telling pen he like, liked bottle
Braceletey: its so obvious its painful
Stapy: *eavesdropping*
Stapy: WHAT?!
In less than a milisecond, all the girls shoot their faces towards stapy
Lets just say... recovery had to be done more than 10 times..
(Money trees is literally my favorite song ever also sorry i put in a clean one i recently found out a nine year old reads this book and i dont wanna be responsible for them getting in trouble lmao)
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