Nickel: balloon dumptruck in the flesh
Baseball: here comes the cootie squad you should-
Nickel: shutup baseball
Baseball: sorry nickel
Suitcase: look who's with him oh my god!
Nickel, suitcase and baseball: dang dang diggity dang a dang! Dang dang diggity dang a dang
Microphone: i cant believe you actually came!
Balloon: its exciting right? Oh. I want to say hello to trophy! I brought sparkling cider!
(Balloon x trophy because crack ships are good in crackbooks)
Nickel: showing up here took some guts. Time to rip them out.
Baseball: well who's the pig remind you of? Especially the snout!
Nickel: hah!
The alliance: dang dang diggity dang a dang. Dang dang diggity dang a dang
Trophy: where the hell are those iances?!
Balloon: hey trophy! I wasnt gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note-
Trophy: what note? Why'd you gotta be so weird. People wouldnt hate you so much if you acted normal *drinks le beverage then proceeds to spit it out*
Trophy: theres no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?!
(I hate myself sometimes)
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inanimate insanity/ bfb crack book
HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so
