**salt and pepper fighting**
OJ: what's the mother freaking situaaaaaaaation
Salt: tell her, to take the mother father gluten, out the gosh darn bread
Pepper: HAVE SOME YEAST BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE
Salt: IM GOING WEAST-
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