Testtube: *watching a document about paintbrushes and their nature*
Paintbrush:*stumbling into the room* heyyyyyyyyy~~
Testtube: hello... ._.
Paintbrush: so yeah I sold my daughter (liy) for like,,I unno..hehe.. 13 bucks..
Testtube: WHAT?!
fan: *barging in the room* GUYS MEPHONE TOOK A SHET ON THE LAWN SO NOW HIM AND TROPHY ARE HAVING AN EPIC THUMB WAR OMG OMG GUYS YOU GOTTA SEE THIS
Paintbrush: fan, stfu,me and testtube are having a very adult mature conversation get out before I force you to divorce your anime waifu sailor Mars
Lightbulb: *crashing down from the ceiling leaveing a ginormous hole* guys I just got a Mercedes also I'm pregnant from the golden Oreos I ate yesterday

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