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there's a weight in my bed

Match: omg omg like, sleepover time!!

Liy: I don't wanna be here ;'-';

Pencil: Girls!! I have an idea!!

bracletey: kidnap icey! ^-^

Pencil: wtf no- let's talk about couples!

Match: let's be real here, firey and leafy is long gone

Pencil: yeah..

Liy: what happened?

Match: in a like, nutshell, like, firey and leafy were already dating, but they like, got in a like, fight. They made up right away but apparently it didn't work out.

Pencil: yeah. It sucks. They were the popular couple. I also heard rumors about..firey jr

Liy: isn't his mom gelatins step-cousin's dog or something?

Pencil: probably

Liy: okay, loser an cake tho-

Match: omg bish YAAAAAAS

Pencil: it's SO obvious they like each other

Bracletey: I heard rumors that they "got it on" in the bathrooms. I don't know what that means. Mabye icey can-

Match: OMG I remember!! Yeah yeah apparently loser and cake did some weird stuff in the bathrooms

Pencil: DAAAAMN

Match: okay okay, like, 4 and x

Liy: naaaaah girl x got rejected

Pencil: WHAAAAAT?!

Match: it's true. X tried asking out 4 and four got super flustered. I think he rejected him I dunno

Liy: they were official at one point right?

Bracletey: yeah yeah!

-4 listens to the whole conversation and kills everyone-