Teardrop: *beats up loser*
Everyone: teardrop! How dare you beat up loser! That is it. You are grounded grounded grounded for 72663518365278164132783863653638836 years. Go to your room now.
Teardrop: *silently cries*
72663518365278164132783863653638836 years later
Teardrop: *comes out of room and starts to knocks over vases and rip up her teammate's family photos*
Book: GASP! Teardrop! How dare you be naughty!!!!!!!
Teardrop: *flips off book and runs away*
Book: *chases after her*
Teardrop: *grabs a marker and writes the n word everywhere*
Gatey: gasp! Teardrop! How dare you be racist!
Teardrop: *punches gatey and runs away*
Gatey: *chases after her*
Teardrop: *goes in lollipop's room and breaks everything*
Lollipop: teardrop!! How dare you ruin my stuff!
Teardrop: *kicks lollipop im the nazz and runs away* (trust me, as a girl, it hurts)
Lollipop: *chases after her*
Teardrop: *sneaks behind dora and chops off all her hair*
Dora: *gasp* da da!! da da da da da da da da da da!!
Teardrop: *slaps dora and runs away*
Dora: *chases her*
Teardrop: *snatches saw's weave **aka her new handle*
Saw: *gasps* my handle!! Td please give it back!!
Teardrop: *sticks tounge out at her*
Saw: *cries*
Teardrop: *takes saw's juice and runs away*
BREAKING NEWS!!
this naughty naughty teardrop is causing chaos left and right. Have your tazers ready and-
The planet earth: *explodes*
Pen eraser and blocky: well boys we did it. The planet earth is no more
(Is this what you wanted bishy?!)
YOU ARE READING
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HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so
