If ballooj was a thing?? Yuck. (No offense aah)
Balloon: someone said they left together. I ran out the door to get him. He was holding hands with paper. Not the greatest feeling ever.
OJ: *holding hands with paper* pull itself together. U should try ur luck with suitcase.
Balloon: *flips off paper and oj* I'm gonna make a song about this and everyone's gonna hate you and paper. You guys suck.
Paper: he told me he was single what the hell I didn't even do anything-
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HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so