Knife: *making out with a hoe, for example, match, while he's supposed to be doing a competition thingy*
Mephone4: *walks up behind knife and slaps his back* BAD KNIFE! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SHOW.
Knife: and????
Mephone4: ...h-o-e's aren't allowed
Match: like, excuse me?!
Knife: you mean...
Knife: hoes?
Mephone4: *slaps him again* bad! Go to the calmdown corner
Knife: your dad doesn't love you
Mephone4: *cries*
Match: *starts making out with microphone*
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