spit tastes good

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Microphone and taco being caught by knife while making out

Knife: ah shit. Ight imma head out now

Taco: *cocks a gun*

Microphone: haha. Its me mickey mouse

Balloon: *teleports to the forest and has an epic anime battle with taco microphone and knife. Ends up getting four pregnant. Not clickbait*

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