Microphone and taco being caught by knife while making out
Knife: ah shit. Ight imma head out now
Taco: *cocks a gun*
Microphone: haha. Its me mickey mouse
Balloon: *teleports to the forest and has an epic anime battle with taco microphone and knife. Ends up getting four pregnant. Not clickbait*
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HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so