hey there delilah

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Fan: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city im a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do...

Paintbrush: go to sleep fan. She doesnt love you anymore
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Knife and testtube after the act:

Knife: how was it

Testtube: fans better.

Knife: *punches testtube*

Cherries: dad please i just want some animal crackers

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