Fan: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city im a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do...
Paintbrush: go to sleep fan. She doesnt love you anymore
___________________________Knife and testtube after the act:
Knife: how was it
Testtube: fans better.
Knife: *punches testtube*
Cherries: dad please i just want some animal crackers
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inanimate insanity/ bfb crack book
HumorI'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so