Taco: mic can you do me a HUGE favor?
Mic: u-uh..sure .
Taco: can you pour this on yourself? *Hands her a cup with some questionable yellow liquid*
Mic: .....whats that?
Taco: u-uh..lemonade! Im gonna take a video of your pouring it
Mic: why?!
Taco: damnit mic! You ask too much questions. im making a tribute!
Mic: alright alright
Taco: good *grins*
Taco: 1...2...3... POUR! *starts the video*
Mic: *pours the yellow liquid on herself*
Taco: ....HAHA. YOU WERE FOOLED! ITS PISS! This is my kink *grins*
mic: ew!! What the hell?! *Starts crying* im seven years old
Taco: exactly.
Mic: im calling the police! *Walks away*
Despite her words, nobody ever saw mic again. Rumor has it she changed her whole identidy to an avacado.
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