February 14th, 20XX, 10:02 AM
PikaBitch: HEY GUYS I GOT A NEW FRIEND
Bakugoaway: that's a surprise
rockyroad: bakugou dont say that :((
PikaBitch: im going to invite them to the chat, dont say anything mean. he's really nice uwu
PikaBitch invited -SoyMilk to the chat
PikaBitch: s'up bro!
-SoyMilk: hey y y
LesboQueen: what's your name and state your business with kaminari right fucking now
-SoyMilk: umm
PikaBitch: ASHIDO DONT SAY THAT
PikaBitch: sorry se
PikaBitch: i mean bro
LesboQueen: ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
LesboQueen: so 'bro' what's your real name? at least tell me that
-SoyMilk: i rather not
-SoyMilk: i dont want someone to find and murder me heh
LesboQueen: hEh my ass dude
PikaBitch: I SAID DONT SYAHY DSHUGSGDHGDHS
-SoyMilk: i could go
PikaBitch: no it's okay ashido's just an asshole hjxkjjdf
rockyroad: soymilk seems like a chill dude
rockyroad: he's friendly so far
PikaBitch: THANK YOU
Bakugoaway: he's fine
PikaBitch: anyway, did any of you guys get a valentine?
LesboQueen: i tried asking out uraraka but she turned me down 😔😔
rockyroad: are you okay? i know you had a crush on her for the longest time
LesboQueen: it's good, i never did leave enough hints bddhf
PikaBitch: what about you kirishima?
rockyroad: eh, i didnt ask mines yet
PikaBitch: then do it!
LesboQueen: yeAH!!
LesboQueen: i already know who it is so ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
rockyroad: HHH FINE
rockyroad: hey bakugou
PikaBitch: wait what
rockyroad: i have something to tell yo u
Bakugoaway: no
LesboQueen: y e s
rockyroad: willyoupleasebemyvalentines?
LesboQueen: HHHA ANNJAA A A A A A A A AAAA
Bakugoaway: fuckign gayhddf
rockyroad: ill be fucking one tonight baby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bakugoaway: I HATE YOU
rockyroad: sure e e e e
-SoyMilk has left the chat
PikaBitch: ahh fuck
PikaBitch: gotta check on him brb
LesboQueen: why did he leave?
PikaBitch: it doesnt concern you hoe
LesboQueen: damn
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least likely to succeed | kamisero
Fanfiction[old] kaminari decides to text a random number to make their day. who knew it would escalate from a whim to a yearning. --- textfic. quirkless au. angst, fluff, & crack. started: 1.18.20 finished: 3.12.20 completed, minor editing.
