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May 4th, 20XX, 3:43 AM

PikaBitch: owo uwu qwq pwp ewe awa bwb dwd xwx v

PikaBitch: wvWAIT FUCK THERE'S A BEE IN MY ROOMMDM

PikaBitch: IHUDWKOJDS

PikaBitch: IM CRYI FG IM GOING T OD IE

PikaBitch: ok update,

PikaBitch: the bee is on my hydroflask 

PikaBitch: im getting thirsty and i might have to knock the bottle over so it flies away

PikaBitch: oMNG IT'S FLYIGN AGIN

PikaBitch: AHUGRAHUHAHGA

PikaBitch: JGHKGKHSFHGFSHJSHJKFHKHJGFGHKFSGJFSHGKHFGSKHFHGFGHFSHJFSGFKHSGKHFSHFSHHJFSGHFSGHSGILOVEYOUSEROPLEASEFUCKMEKJFSGHJFFSHJFDGHDFGHFJHFDGHDFJHJDFGJDHFFGGHDFGHFDGHDFGHFDHJGVDSKHSGHKSHGKGKHJDFSKHJDFKHJGFDGKHFDGKHDFGHFKDJHKFDMYHANDHURTSFUCKKHJDFKHDFJGKHDFHJKKSFHKSFJ

PikaBitch: SHIT MY CAT IS ATTACKING IT NW OW

PikaBitch: CHEETO PLEASE STOP

PikaBitch: shane dawson lol

PikaBitch: JKDSHSHLDK MY CT^A JSTTR

PikaBitch: i need me a mans who can kill a bell

PikaBitch: i mean bee wtf how did i mess that up

PikaBitch: ok my mom just killed it we're all good

PikaBitch: and on an unrelated note, i went to eat a pickle and i dropped it.

PikaBitch: like, a whole ass pickle.

PikaBitch: on the nasty ass floor.

PikaBitch: this

PikaBitch: 

PikaBitch: on this

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PikaBitch: on this

PikaBitch: 

PikaBitch: sero im so sorry im spamming you but im hi gh as  f c  u  k

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PikaBitch: sero im so sorry im spamming you but im hi gh as  f c  u  k

PikaBitch: my back hurts damn

PikaBitch: which is better, red or blue gatorade?

PikaBitch: if you chose red then you have horrible taste js

PikaBitch: blue is supiror 

PikaBitch: supior]

PikaBitch: wtf am i spelling tht right

PikaBitch: autocorrect isnt working egywhjhjs

PikaBitch: superior

PikaBitch: wait is that it

PikaBitch: that's not how you fucking spell it hbudkfd

PikaBitch: google is wrong

-SoyMilk: im trying to fucking study please stfu

PikaBitch: what

PikaBitch: wait you were reading this all

PikaBitch: and tf why are you studying at 3 am

-SoyMilk: whY ARENT YOU FUCKING SLEEPING AT 3AM

PikaBitch: damnnnn do you like your food salty like yourself..?

-SoyMilk: please sleep

PikaBitch: ok babe ;))

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