June 8th, 20XX, 6:19 AM
PikaBitch: HEY THERE DELILAH
PikaBitch: WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY?
PikaBitch: IM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY
PikaBitch: BUT GIRL TONIGHT YOU LOOK SO PRETTY
PikaBitch: YES YOU DO
PikaBitch: TIEMS SQUARE CANT SHINE AS BRIGTH AS YOU
PikaBitch: YOU KNWWO It'S TUEHB
PikaBitch: FUCK I GIVE USOF
-SoyMilk: hey there delilah
-SoyMilk: dont you worry about the distance
-SoyMilk: im right here if you get lonely
-SoyMilk: give this song another listen
-SoyMilk: close your eyes
-SoyMilk: listen to my voice, it's my disguise
-SoyMilk: im by your side
PikaBitch: OHHHSHH IT:S WHAT U DO TO MEMNE E
PikaBItch: heyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeye
PikaBitch: hey hnatata
PikaBitch: hantatatataatta heyeyrye
-SoyMilk: what is it?
PikaBitch: call me rn
-SoyMilk: why?
PikaBitch: shut up andn do i tt t t
-SoyMilk: ok??
-SoyMilk started a call
"Hello, big boy," Kaminari made his voice sound rash and low, but his laughs were breaking through it.
"Denki, are you okay -"
"I'm just kind of tired? I don't know. But do you remember about that one bitch saying something about how you were supposed to get the 'Least Likely to Succeed' thingy? Well, tell that lil' hoe to go die in a ditch in the middle of fucking Hell, okay? You are, like, super, duper awesome and shit and I have no idea why they can't see that. I've only known you for about 6 months, and I already know that you are the man! A cool kid! My cool kid... I like you a lot, and I wouldn't ask for anyone else if I could."
"It's fucking 6 in the morning, what is this shit."
"Hey, what city do you live in?
"Kagoshima, you?"
"Niigata."
"Damn, isn't that about 17 hours away?
"I'll go as far as I need to be with you."
"God-fucking-damn, you're cheesy."
"You love it, don't you?"
-SoyMilk ended the call
PikaBitch: not very epic gamer bro
-SoyMilk: by how youre acting, youre either 1) high. 2) drunk.
PikaBitch: nah im just actinggn like mysefl dide
PikaBitch: and lieke it's illagel to do both for me??
PikaBitch: i aintt getting arraetsted until i meet u
PikaBitch: and that's a promise.
-SoyMilk: you really had to finish up that mess of a conversation with a perfect sentence i -
PikaBitch: - love you
-SoyMilk: yes but actually no
PikaBitch: dam u rudee
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least likely to succeed | kamisero
Fanfiction[old] kaminari decides to text a random number to make their day. who knew it would escalate from a whim to a yearning. --- textfic. quirkless au. angst, fluff, & crack. started: 1.18.20 finished: 3.12.20 completed, minor editing.
