June 14th, 20XX, 7:55 PM
PikaBitch: I FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS TODAYYASYDSDY
-SoyMilk: OMG DENKI ARE YOU OKAY
-SoyMilk: WHAT HAPPENED JFC
PikaBitch: i was at a mall, okay?
PikaBitch: i was on the second floor and i was about to go down an escalator
PikaBitch: but, just like the time with the bike, my mind went blank and i felt so lightheaded i jsustdts walkedk onto nothing and drOPPED
PikaBitch: and i thought "ok wow this is how im going to die"
-SoyMilk: ARE YOU INJURED OR HURT IN ANYWAY
PikaBitch: i probably only brokE EVERY FUCKING BONE IN MY BODY BUT IT'S OKAY
-SoyMilk: WIAT REALLY
PikaBitch: no -
PikaBitch: it hurt like hell but im fine.
PikaBitch: i didnt die so yehahahh lol xDD D D D
-SoyMilk: >:(((
-SoyMilk: it doesnt matter if you didnt die, you still got hurttt t tt
PikaBitch: that hurt liek a buttcheek on a stick dude
-SoyMilk: owie
PikaBitch: but me and the squad, the people in that one groupchat, are going on a little vacay like the cool kids B))
PikaBitch: for a week or two
PikaBitch: i may or may not reply so sorry
PikaBitch: ill be heading out tomorrow
-SoyMilk: i hope you have a great time, keep me posted
PikaBitch: mmmm okayaysy byebe e
-SoyMilk: bye
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least likely to succeed | kamisero
Fanfiction[old] kaminari decides to text a random number to make their day. who knew it would escalate from a whim to a yearning. --- textfic. quirkless au. angst, fluff, & crack. started: 1.18.20 finished: 3.12.20 completed, minor editing.
