least likely to succeed | kamisero

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February 24th, 20XX, 6:15 AM

PikaBitch: change of plans, im not getting a ct scan

PikaBitch: ayy that rhymed

PikaBitch: but anyway, my family doesnt have insurance and ct scans are pretty expensive

PikaBitch: so i guess that's not happeninG

-SoyMilk: do you have paypal?

PikaBitch: huh?

PikaBitch: yeah, why are you asking?

-SoyMilk: how much money does it cost?

PikaBitch: about 2k

-SoyMilk: damn

-SoyMilk: i only have 500 dollars right now but ill start saving up

PikaBitch: WAIT WHAT

PikaBitch: SERO YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THAT HJHILSJHD

PikaBitch: PLUS IF THERE REALLY IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME THEN YOURE JUST WASTING YOUR MONEYY

-SoyMilk: eh, it's not like i was going to spend my money on anything else anyway

PikaBitch: okay this is really nice of you, but you dont have to do it you know?

-SoyMilk: i know

PikaBitch: fuck im crying

PikaBitch: thank you so much

-SoyMilk: you want to call?

PikaBitch: yeah

-SoyMilk started a call

"Hey," Kaminari could hear the happiness in the other boy's voice. Kaminari was too afraid to answer because he sounded like a dying cat in the morning, but his sniffles were not held back. "Kaminari, stop crying."

"I - I'm sorry, I just feel so hap - happy..."

"I got you, Kami, I know how it feels. I'm only trying to support you as much as possible, since you are really cool, and I don't want you dying on me just yet."

"Thanks."

"Sorry if this is a bit out of nowhere, but what's your first name?"

"De - Denki."

"Mine is Hanta."

"I like your first na - name, it sounds aesthetic."

"You really think so? I always hated it. People would make fun of it. Hanta is a boy name, but bullies talked about how it was girly. I blamed my mom. I yelled at her. And at some point, I slapped her. I was a fucking mess as a child, to be completely honest."

"Weren't we all?"

"Fair enough."

"But Hanta is a really nice name, mine is boring as fuck."

"Denki sounds beautiful, too. Not going to lie, I would fuck that name."

Kaminari began laughing his ass off. "No, you wouldn't!"

Sero simply smiled. Kaminari's laugh seemed to make butterflies flutter in the boy's stomach. "Your laugh is so cute."

"What?"

"Can you laugh for me again?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"Your laugh is so soft and it makes me happy."

Kaminari tried holding back his giggle when hearing Sero's comment, but he didn't succeed. "Fuck you! It's not cute at all!"

"I think otherwise."

"What do you know anyway, Idiot!"

"I know that I like you," Sero grinned, knowing fully well what he was doing.

"You're just teasing me now! I'm ending the call!"

"Wait, Denki -"

It was quiet.

"Did you... Did you just call me by my first name?"

"I mean, yeah, I did ask for your name for a reason."

"I get to call you Hanta then."

Sero sighed. "Fine."

"Now I'm ending the call."

"I need to tell you something first."

"Hurry it up."

"I wasn't lying to you when I said I liked you. I mean it."

"Yeah, whatever."

PikaBitch ended the call