January 10th, 20XX, 3:09 PM
PikaBitch: sorry if this is personal, but do you mind telling me a bit about you?
PikaBitch: i wanna make sure you arent a pedo/ im the pedo yknow
-SoyMilk: hhh of course
-SoyMilk: im 17
PikaBitch: whatattat
PikaBitch: same
-SoyMilk: i live in japan as well
PikaBitch: same again!
-SoyMilk: im not sure what else you would need to know, so ask away
PikaBitch: oh
PikaBitch: uh
PikaBitch: what's your gender identity :0
-SoyMilk: boy haha
PikaBitch: damn that's too bad--
-SoyMilk: im assuming youre a boy too then
PikaBitch: yes sir
-SoyMilk: i was going to ask for your sexuality but i guess youre not into boys aaaa
PikaBitch: what's that 'aaaa' at the end for wh--
-SoyMilk: notHing
PikaBitch: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PikaBitch: and yeah u rite
PikaBitch: im as straight as a pencil
-SoyMilk: hhh that's cool dude
PikaBitch: if you could fuck any celebrity who would it be?
-SoyMilk: ngl zac efron
PikaBitch: what
PikaBitch: ha gay
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least likely to succeed | kamisero
Hayran Kurgu[old] kaminari decides to text a random number to make their day. who knew it would escalate from a whim to a yearning. --- textfic. quirkless au. angst, fluff, & crack. started: 1.18.20 finished: 3.12.20 completed, minor editing.
