You don't have to read this it's just me shitposting about the story and what may or may not be spoilers for future chapters
Will probably update this one chapter every once in a while before making a new one for it so look here often if you want I guess
Also a lot of it is out of character and cussing maybe so
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Y/N: I love my new neighborhood :)!!!
BJ: * Obliterates your walls with a knife lol * Haha hey baby welcome home ;)))
Y/N: This suck. I hate it here. I want to leave
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BJ: Hey baby ;))) * poses seductively on your floor * like the art I made for you?? * points at your wall *
Y/N: I hate this stupid planet I am currently in hell there is a demon in my bed and he ruined my walls I hate it I hate it I hate it
BJ: Careful with that mouth sweetheart! You might make me upset ;;;))))
Y/N: You better fix this shit right now or I'll be damned if I don't kill you right here, right now.
BJ: Already dead baby! But we can do something else right here, right now. ;;;;;)))))
Y/N: * grabs him by the collar * You better shut up and fix my walls your stinky rat man. I just moved in and all of this cost thousands of dollars. You better fix it right now.
BJ: Lol ok queen I got it * snaps fingers and it's fixed * Now how about some sugar ;;;))))
Y/N: * tosses him out the window *
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Lydia: * watching the whole fiasco * I forgot how much of a clown he could be.
Y/N: * fuming with anger * If I see that rat bastard again I'm going to have to commit a war crime.
Lydia: * Raises her hand * Will I get to choose the coffins?
Y/N: Don't know, don't care. Just keep it within my price range.
Lydia: Got it.
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At work
Katy: OMG hi!!! I'm Katy!!
Y/N: Hello, I'm Y/N-
Katy: * grabs your shoulders * We're friends. N o w.
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Michel: Hello, I'm Michel.* puts our hand *
Y/N: I'm Y/N * shakes it *
Michel: Nice to meet you! Welcome to the cafe! I see you moved in recently, like your stay so far?
Y/N: Heheh.... * tightens grip tremendously * yeah.
Michel: ???? Ow??? Ma'am are you alright???
Ma'am???
Y/N: * Gritting your teeth * Yes. I AM alright.
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