DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part One

Zee:Babs would throw herself in front of a moving car for you
Kara: Babs would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun

Diana:We might die
Babs: We might not
Diana: (gives approving look) Good

*Diana is out of town, Babs makes a plan*
Kara: That's a terrible plan,but I like it, so let's do it.

Babs:You should be wearing a helmet
Harley:Helmets are lame
Babs:You know what's not lame? Death

Hal: I have an idea!
Barry:A good one?
Hal: Let's not get ahead of ourselves

Random cheeleader: Are you two together?
Jess:Absolutely not
Hal:Not yet

Selina: Harley...ist that a bazooka?
Harley: No...it's a leaf blower for people

*Carol drives to Pam's house*
Carol:Get in loser.We are going shopping.

Hal: You didn't need to kidnap me
Carol: Kidnapping is what you do to children, you are seventeen. I abducted you.

Kara: Hey gotta go, something came up
Jess: Is everything okay?
Kara: Why are you so damn nosy.

*Zee takes a selfie with Oliver*
Zee:We look cute together
Oliver: I look cute with everybody

Karen:If things go wrong, I just want you to know...
Zee: If you are going to say that you've always been secretly gay for me, everyone just kind of assumed it.

Jess: I came to give you advise
Pam: I don't need your advise
Jess: Then consider it unfriendly advise

Jess (about her and Hal):For the last time we are not a couple!!!
Zee: Maybe not in that way, but I still consider you both to be a couple of idiots...

Diana: I think I'm in love with Steve
Babs: Congratulations. You are officially the last one to know.

Garth: What do I do if Karen kisses me?
Hal:Kiss her back obviously
Garth:Oh,okay
Garth: Why her back, though?

Carol:Do you believe in soulmates?
Harley:Yes, I do believe that souls can have friends

*Garth falls down*
Karen: OMG!Garth,are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you need a doctor?
*Hal falls down on his face*
Jess:Lol

*Metropolis City on fire*
Kara (to Clark): We did it Kal, we saved the city.