Part Ten

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Oliver:Morty,my arch nemesis.
Zee: I thought I was your arch nemesis?
Oliver:I have a life outside you, Zee.

Hal:Why was six afraid of seven?
Barry:I’d assume it is because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating so -
Hal: Because seven ate nine
Barry: Oh

Carol: Harley, I did something terrible.
Harley:It’s okay I have a shovel.
Carol: Wait what? Wait, what do you think I did?
Harley: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.

Harley:You like me? You like my personality?
Pam: I was surprised too.

Barry: (to Jessica) Alright. Give me your hair dryer.
Jess:What? What are you talking about?
Barry: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Jess:Have you ever met a human woman?
Later
Barry: (to Zee) Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Zee:Of course, I'm not an animal.

Karen:What do you think butterflies taste like?
Garth:They taste bad.
Karen:...
Karen:How?
Garth:I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION THAT’S ALL YOU GET

Hal: Jess has a good heart.
Oliver: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at her good heart.

Kara:I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgment or criticism.
Zee:And you came for me?

Babs: We have a crisis!
Kara: It's a good day when we only have a crisis.

Barry:Whatever happens, at least we'll be together.
Hal:For infinity and beyond.

Carol: Did you read my diary?!
Leslie:At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

*Karen and Garth on a date*
Karen: Let's begin our conversation.
Garth: What's on the cards.
Karen:They're possible topics of conversation.
Garth:(Reading the cards)Whales. Parades. Electricity. And the rest are blank.
Karen: Yeah,well I couldn't think of anything else.

*When Hal and Carol were together*
Hal:Did I ever tell you how pretty you are when you're angry?
Carol:Well, I must be gorgeous because I'm furious!

Babs: Are you two fighting or flirting?
Zee & Oliver: Yes.

Doris:Maybe it’s time that I stop being so angry.
Selina: But what would you do with all that free time?

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