Part Fourteen

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Hal: Are you calling me a liar?
Barry: I ain't calling you a truther.

Zee:Go on girl, tell Steve that he’s cute. I mean, what’s the worse the could happen
Diana: He could hear me!

Karen:But you’re the most beautiful, smartest, most perfect girl in the world!
Zee:Well, you’re right about all those things.

Harley: Selina, where are you going?
Selina:To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense.
Harley:And who's that?
Selina: Myself, Quinzel!

*Buying groceries*
Jess:Hey, do you have any bags?
Babs: (35 hours straight without any sleep) The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Jess: A simple no would have sufficed.

Harleen:We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.
Babs:Our kids? Harleen, we're not married.
Harleen: Babe, we are a little married.
Babs: I know, I love it.

Carol: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Hal's second wife.
Pam:What happened to Jessica?
Carol: Nothing he can prove.

Karen: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Diana: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I’ll turn it up.

Pam: (Whispering) I don’t like you.
Jess:I’ll get over it.

Babs: Wha– Dad? what are you doing in my room? It’s three in the morning.
Commisioner Gordon:(Urgently) Teach me how to use emojis.

Oliver: Karen told me to ‘be the bigger person’.
Barry: And?
Oliver: I can't, I'm only 5'9.

Jess: I’m so stressed for the final tomorrow.
Hal:Oh, I'm not
Jess: How so?
Hal: I'm dying tomorrow.
Jess: What?
Hal:I downloaded duolingo, started learning German and stopped. I’ve been planning this for a while. The duolingo owl is coming for me.