***At the police station***
Selina: I came for my idiots
Officer: Who are you idiots?
Selina: You must be new here.
Doris, Harley,Pam, Carol and Leslie: (From a bench) Selina, took you long enough!Carol:What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?
Harley:"Don't be an idiot".Changed my life.Morty: (Screams)
Oliver: (Screams louder to establish dominance)
Karen: Should we... stop them?
Zee: No, I want to see who wins.***Older, visiting***
Babs: You are pregnant.
Jess: Oh, Hal told you already?
Babs: No. You’re drinking decaf coffee, which you usually only do in the afternoon, you’re wearing an empire-waist dress and loose shoes because your feet are already swelling. I’d put you at nine, maybe ten weeks.
Jess:God, you’re observant.
Babs: Yes, I am. Yes, I am. By the way, when did you make the switch to boxer briefs?
Hal:(Astounded) Yesterday!Doris: And now I don't know what to do.
Carol: I think you do know what to do.
Doris: Thanks, Ferris
*Doris leaves the room*
Carol:I have no idea what she's going to do, but that's the safest way to give Doris advice.
Selina: (Nods) Absolutely.Babs: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Karen:He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.
Babs: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monsterHal:Ow! My armkle!
Oliver: What?
Barry: His wrist.Karen: Zee, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Zee: I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off the stereo.***Older, working at a hospital***
Harley: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
Pam:Are you high?
Harley: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted.
Pam:It's WednesdayBabs: I’m pretty easy going
Zee: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Babs: It was off by half a centimeter! It never should have been in circulation***Older, married***
Jess: (Sneak into house wearing a huge coat)
Hal: What's with the huge coat)
Jess' coat: Meow
Jess: PotatoPam: God, give me patience.
Leslie: I think you mean give me strength.
Pam:If the Gods gave me strength, everyone would be dead.***Visiting the Allens***
Barry: (blushing ans talking to Babs) Would you like to stay for dinner?
Henry aka Barry's dad: Would you like to stay forever?
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