DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Seven

Carol:Love is in the air!
Doris: (Holding her shirt over her nose, spraying febreeze)
Doris:Not anymore

*After #VanityInsanity*
Zee: Poor Oliver.Is it the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?
Oliver:It must be.The sensation ia new.How have you managed all this years?

Barry: Am I right, Hal?
Hal:I'm almost certain you are not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

Carol: Okay, I’m gonna need you to swear-
Leslie: Fuck
Carol:...
Carol:Swear as in promise

*In the headquarters*
Kara:Why are you here?
Babs:Zee texted me and said Jess got hurt.
Babs: So I brought a watermelon.
Kara:...
Kara:Why a watermelon?
Babs:Jess likes watermelons.
Diana:...
Karen:...
Zee:...
Jess: (Sobs and hugs watermelon)

Pam: Carol, you're losing a lot of blood! Do you know your type?
Carol:Brown hair, not too smart, pretty eyes.
Pam: I mean your blood type!
Carol: Uh...red?
Pam: (To the rest of the Villian Girls) Just let her die.

Babs: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out.
Harleen: Say no more. Here ypu have a bunch of explosives

*Older, class reunion*
Oliver: I sleep with a bow and an arrow under my pillow.
Babs:Oh,yeah? I sleep with a batarrang under my pillow.
Karen:I sleep with a suit ready to be equipped.
Hal: You have become so paranoic
Karen:Yeah, what do you sleep with?
Hal: Jess.

Zee: What if we don't care about our boyfriends as much as we care for each other?
Kara:No, we'll care for them in a different way
Zee: What different way?
Kara:Less

Babs:I hate those stupid romcoms when the person likes the other and NEVER does anything about it! Like, mate MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING!
Barry: Hahaha right

Oliver:I never considered you an enemy
Morty:I never considered tou at all
Oliver: That hurts

Jess: We're gonna do 'good cop, bad cop.'
Hal:No, we're really not.
Jess:Why not?
Hal:'Cause this isn't an episode of Hawaii Five-O. How about you be the good cop and I be the cop that doesn't go to the meeting?