DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Two

Harley: He died of natural causes
Selina: You pushed him from a roof
Harley: Gravity is natural

Zee:Hello people who don't live here
Babs:Hey
Karen:Hi
Jess:Hello
Kara:Hey!
Zee:I gave you the keys for emergencies!
Babs: We were out of Doritos

Kara: I don’t do “love”. Love is for fools.
Zee:Hi
Kara:...
Kara: Fuck

Barry:You wanna hold my hand?
Babs: I'm not scared
Barry: I wasn't asking for you

Harley: Hi, I'm Harleen Quinzel and you are?
Leslie: Breathing, unfortunately

Oliver: Your existence is confusing.
Zee:How so?
Oliver:Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

Barry: Be careful.
Hal:No need to worry, 'careful' is my middle name.
Barry: I know your middle name, I wish it was careful

Barry: Hi this is my girlfriend Barbara and her girlfriend Harleen

Babs: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Kara:I’m not really a jewelry person.
Babs:You don't have to wear it
Kara:No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

Selina: (See a small group of people doing something stupid)
Selina:Pfft, what a bunch of idiots!
Selina: (Realizes ia Harley,Doris, Carol,Leslie and Pam)
Selina:Oh wait, those are MY idiots!

Kara:Recently, I lost my best friend Zee.
Zee (from a wheelchair): Quit telling people I'm dead!
Kara:Sometimes I can still hear her voice.

Steve:Hal no
Hal: Hal yes
Barry & Oliver: Hal no
Hal: Hal maybe
Jess:Hal no
Hal: Hal no

Harley: I’m cold.
Babs: Here take my jacket
Jess:I'm cold
Hal: Gee Jess, I don't control the weather.

Diana: Hey, that jacket looks good on you!
Barbie: Everything looks good on me

Carol: Will you ever ask me to go out?
Hal:Only when Oliver stops complaining about life
Oliver: Kind way to say it's not gonna happen bitch

Diana: Babs, let's go out, you need to see the sunlight
Babs: I'm busy
Diana:Are you still watching those Disney Channel Movies?
Babs:You don't understand

Selina: This is too hot, I can’t eat this.
Harley: You’re too hot and that doesn’t stop me from eating you.
Pam: (chokes)
Carol (slamming her fork down):  ONE DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE PERFECTLY NORMAL DINNER.