Part Nineteenth

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Selina:You need my help
Diana:I wouldn't phrase it like that...
Selina: If you want my help, you better phrase it exactly like that.

Garth: (Pretending to be thoug) Of course I am a bad boy! I have done plenty of bad things!
Oliver: You drank pepsi out of a coke glass once and then cried because you thought it was bad.

Diana: (Pointing at her dessert) Now this all better be here when I come back.
Babs:Yeah, of course. I can control myself.
*Later*
Diana:(Returns to see his dessert gone and Babs with chocolate all over her face)
Babs: (Licking her fingers) I'm not even sorry.

***In college***
Doris: I'm going to Taco Bell, you want anything?
Carol: I want Hal to love me
Doris:Yeah I've got like twelve dollars...

Karen:What are the hardest things to say?
Zee: I was wrong.
Diana: I need help.
Babs:Worcestershire sauce.

***Older***
Barry: How dare you! I'm an adult! I work hard! I pay bills! I can't believe you have the gall to call me childish!
Oliver: ...
Barry: Now get out of my pillow fort!

***They know each other secret identities***
Clark: I really think my friendship with Hal is improving. Yesterday, he said, "Did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" And instead of saying, "Shut up, Hal," I said, "Okay."
Ma Kent:I'm proud of you.

***Older***
Zee: I've always had a hard time choosing presents for Oliver. What do you get a man who already has everything?
Zee: And by everything, I mean me.

Harleen: I want to do something stupid.
Babs: Maybe you shouldn't.
Harleen: You think so?
Babs: Yes... But you never do as you're told, do you?
Harleen: (Kisses Babs)

Carol:First of all, as you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this.
Leslie: Where am I on the list?
Carol:Well, I can't tell you that, because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

***Older, married with kids***
Jess: (Holding baby Marty)
Hal: Everybody, this is Marty. Marty, this is everybody.
Babs: I can't believe two of us actually has one of these.
Barry: I know. I still am one of these!