DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Four

Selina: I'm having boy troubles.
Harley:Just remember the quickest way to any man's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.

*After #HateTriangle*
Jess: (to Hal) You should write a book: How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.

*After #ScrambbledEggs*
Carol:So,what do you want for breakfast.
Pam: I wish to devour the unborn
Carol: What?
Leslie: She wants eggs.

Kara: I have an assignment due tomorrow and I've only written one word.
Diana:(Sighs)
Kara:My name
Diana:Actually, your name isn't part of the assignment so technically, you've written nothing.
Kara:Wow thanks Prince, that's deeply motivating.

Kilowog:I never thought I’d ever get the chance to give you this. Good job.
Hal:You’re giving me a sticker?
Kilowog:Not just a sticker. It has a kitten that says “Me-Wow!”
Hal:I’m not a kindergartner.
Kilowog: Alright, I’ll take it back.
Hal: Hey, I earned this, back off!

Pam: (Helping Harley get home)
Harley: (Drunk, very drunk) Let's get naked
Pam:No
Harley:Eh, worth a try

*After Debate Club reunion*
Lois: I’m not getting into any more stupid arguments with any of you, starting now
Jimmy:...
Jimmy: Water isn't wet
Lois: How the fuck it isn’t wet, it’s WATER-

*Older,married*
Hal:Looking good, Jordan.
Jess:I may have taken your last name but I’m still Jessica*
Hal:What? I was talking to myself.

Barry: What would the chef recommend?
Employee: Sir, this is McDonald's

Harley: Can I ask you kind of a weird question?
Pam: Do you ask any other kind of questions?

Diana: Have a good day!
Kara: Don't tell me what to do.

Hal: (As Green Lantern)And I couldn’t have do it without my sidekick!
Clark: (As Superman) No offense but you are the sidekick.

Zee: It’s sad when you go to the kitchen and find out you’re the only snack in the house

*Harley and Doris being arrested as civilians*
Policemam:What're your names?
Doris:Don't tell him Harleen
Policeman: (Writes) Harleen
Doris: Oh shit.
Harleen:Good job, Doris
Policeman: Harleen and Doris
Harleen: Fuck

*Older, married (again), Babs and Barry just became parents*
Diana:So, is the baby awake yet?
Babs: Oh, no, it’s still nap time. But he’ll be awake soon.
Diana: Ah, and Barry?
Babs: I said it’s still nap time.

Note: *Hal's  mom is named Jessica too in the comics lol