Babs: Let’s go out and get burgers! Do you like burgers?
Hal: More than life itself
Kara:How long are you going to be mad at me?
Zee:Ten minutes
Harley:Rise and shine, the sun is up
Pam:What do you want me to do, photosynthesize?
*Older, married(once again)*
Jess: Alright but what would you do if I came home with five adopted puppies?
Hal:...
Hal:What's in the box?
Jess: I think you know
Oliver: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better. That's what I did.
Zee:You accepted your flaws?
Oliver:No. I accepted yours.
Kara: Do you have a favorite book?
Barry:1984
Kara:That's too many
Babs:What happened?!
Harleen: All I heard was, "I swear it will be funny," and then we were in jail
Morty:If you disrespect me ever again, I’ll eat your shower curtains
Zee: I have… glass doors?
Morty:Well crunchity munchity then. You thing that will stop me?
Hal: Making my way downtown, walking fast.
Carol:Haly-wal
Hal:Walking faster
Harley: Look, the doctor said 'internal bleeding', and that's where my blood is supposed to be. It's fine.
Carol: That's not how it works
Pam and Selina: Just let her die already.
Dispatcher:911, what’s your emergency?
Babs: Yes hi, I slept at 10 in the morning and woke up late at night.
Dispatcher:And what’s the problem?
Babs: That’s exactly what I’m trying to figure out. Here, tell Diana please.
Leslie: Why do people think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?
Everyone: Experience
Kara:I've never been a fan of romance
Babs: (Rolls eyes)
Kara: What?
Babs: Last week Zee brought you a single rose -which was also dead- and you cried in front of all of us
Kara: That doesn't count
Oliver: I hate True and False. I think there should be a third option: Who's To Say?
Harley: I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures.
Leslie:What the fuck?
Selina: She is thinking
*Super Hero Girls slumber party *
Karen:You know what I‘ve always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Diama:Karen. It’s four o’clock in the morning.
Karen:So you can’t sleep, huh?
Karen: ...Is it because of the blanket?
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