Part Twelve

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Selina:The rich should get robbed at least once a week.
Carol: Why?
Selina: Builds character.

Hal:When you’ve been a superhero as long as I have you develop thick skin.
Zee:Green isn't your color.
Hal:GREEN BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK.

Harley: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Pam:Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

Random person: So you’re the Batgirl?
Babs (as Batgirl): Yes
Random person: I thought you were a myth.
Babs (as Batgirl): Well, you were mythtaken

*In the fair*
Diana: How much for the horse tornado?
Babs:Diana, it's a carousel.
Diana: I must have it.

Garth:Here hold this for me.
Karen:...
Karen: Garth, this is your hand.

Barry: Wow, Hal, a present? But I didn’t get you anything. I’ll make it up to you, I swear.
Hal: Man, it's your birthday.
Barry: Still

*At Disneyland on the teacup ride*
Jessica,Zee and Karen:(Spinning calmly while talking)
Diana,Kara and Babs:(Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming)

*Older, married with kids*
Dawn*: Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Barry: Your daugther is awake.
Babs: Before sunrise, she's YOUR daughter.

Giovanni Zatara: Zee, I said you could invite one friend to the charity ball. One.
Zee: (Gestures to the whole Super Hero Girls and Invencibros) Daddy, they don't come separately.
Karen: We are pack animals Mr.Zatara.

Barry: Babs, why have I been getting texts from Harleen saying that she's going to yeet me out of the solar system?
Babs: I told her that I love you more than her.

Carol:Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Doris:Yeah, break their bones instead, they have 206 of those.

*Dawn is the name of one of the twins that are Barry's canon children during the Silver Age of DC in the comics.

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