DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Three

Diana: Is anyone else scared?
Karen: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

Barry:I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic…
Barry:I just described a dog, didn’t I?
Babs:Well yeah, but people love dogs.

*After #PictureDaze*
Hal:(looking at Carol) I wish we could block people in real life
Barry:Restraining order
Harleen: (Interrupting) Murder

Doris: Sometimes I go “damn I love that bitch” and that bitch is always Carol Ferris.
Carol: Thanks, I guess

Oliver:Barry is one of my best friends
Barry: (Does the Fornite dance)
Oliver: I don't know this guy

Pam: You called Doris instead of me for help?
Harley:Well, when you want to do something stupid, you don’t call the voice of reason.

Diana: (talking to the Invencibros)Uh, excuse me. Who’s in charge here?
Steve:Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.

Jess:Could you please not Hal this into a worse situation than it already is?
Hal:Hold on, did you just use my name as a verb?

Doris:Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Harley: Because their arms are too sh-
Leslie:Because they are dead

Harley:You’re not our babysitter!
Selina:No, I’m not. Babysitter’s at least get paid for the crap they have to put up with.

Commisioner Gordon: One is your room. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
Babs:(thinks)
Babs: That one’s the dump
Commisioner Gordon: They’re both your room!
Babs: Damn, he is good

Mr.Chapin:School doesn’t test your intelligence, it tests your memory.
Babs:It tests my patience.
Hal: It tests my ability to hold my pee.
Selina: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.

*Zod is back*
Steve: We need a distraction.
Diana: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Garth: My time has come.

Jess: (Breathes)
Carol:(Glaring) Look at her over there, breathing and shit.

Babs:(Laying on the couch, eating potato chips)
Diana:(Walks in) What are you doing?
Babs: Being lazy
Diana:Oh no
Babs:I'm such a couch POTATO
Diana: Goodbye

Kara: Can your “science” explain why it rains?
Karen:Yes, it can

Doris: Don’t underestimate us. Our group motto is: Maybe we’ll get lucky this time!

Jess:You know what your problem is? You’re so hot, no one has told you to shut up!
Hal:You think I’m hot?
Jess:...that’s all you heard?