Part Eight

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Babs: Hey, I need some advice.
Harleen: And you came to me??
Babs: Yeah
Harleen:Terrible choice
Babs:Look, if I wanted to fix my problems I wouldn't be here. Now come on and help me do the wrong thing.

Oliver: (Picks up phone) Hello?
Murderer: I can see you
Oliver: ...
Oliver:Do I look good?

Kara: Don't worry, I have this completely under control
Explosion from behind
Kara:Ignore that

Selina: You just killed eighty people, what do you have to say for yourself?
Harley: Oops?

Diana: (Orders food fluently in Greek to impress Steve)
McDonald's employee: What?

*Older, in college*
Oliver: You look like you could use a drink
Zee: Thank you, you look nice too.

Karen: I don't like to swear sir, but no thank you

Carol:(To Hal) Our babies will be strong and beautiful
Hal: Not to mention imaginary.

Leslie: Due to work reasons I just killed a man

Hal:  Everyone regrets their 14 year old self
Garth: I'm 14 right now and I regret it already. All I do is not leave the house and cry about Netflix shows.

Zee:I've decided I'm planning a wedding.
Karen: Who's?
Zee: Diana and Steve
Karen: Are they engaged?
Zee:Not yet.

Barry: (To Babs)Are you stealing from me again? First my heart, now my hoodies. What's next? My last name?

Kara: When I arrived to Earth,Kal told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses was edible, so I ate the paper with the chocolate for a year.
Babs: They are edible
Kara: Really?
Babs:Why would you fall for it again?

Diana: (Internally) Say something human,Say something human
Diana: How are you?
Diana: (Internally) Nailed it.

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