Part Twenty First

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***Party at Zee's penthouse***
Oliver: I didn't come here to be insulted.
Zee: Oh? Where do you usually go?

Barry:So, we gonna talk like grownups?
Hal:Is that what we are?

Jess:Why do you hate me so much?
Carol:Because it's fun.

Babs: You think Barry and I——both over fifteen years of age——are immature?
Oliver: Yes
Babs: Barry, what do you think?
Barry: Well, first of all, Ollie doesn't get to play in our fort with that kind of attitude.

Harley: Punch me in the face.
Selina:Punch you?
Harley:Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Selina:I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

***Talking about her powers***
Babs:Well, can you...like...destroy the Earth?
Kara: Dear Rao, I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

Hal:If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they've decided you're the top.
Oliver:(Remembers when he and Barry went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of Barry even though Oliver is filthy rich)
Oliver:First of all-

Babs: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Hal:This is the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Kara:What if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Barry:Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Kara:(Pointing at the door) Get out

Diana: What's that story where they bring the monster to life and then have to destroy it?
Karen:Frankenstein
Babs:Frosty the Snowman

Random cheerleader: I love your hair
Hal: Thanks, I grew it myself.

Commisioner Gordon:(To the Super Hero Girls and the Invincibros) I don't want you getting involved in police business anymore! If something happens report it and leave it to us.
Babs (as Batgirl): Fine. When should I hand in my badge and gun?
Commisioner Gordon: WHEN DID YOU GET A BADGE AND GUN?!?

***Older, in college***
Zee: Is that the radio I hear, Oliver?
Oliver: No, Elton John popped in and he's rehearsing in the kitchen.

Jess: (messes something up)
Jess :Don't tell Kilowog about this.
Hal: You want me to LIE to the Green Lantern Corps?
Jess: Is that a problem?
Hal: Nope