DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Twenty Two

***They know each other's secret identities***
Clark (as Superman): Listen, kid-
Hal (as Green Lantern): Please call me Hal.
Clark: I’d rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

Selina:Hey Ferris, do you have a lighter?
Carol: Me? No, I don't smoke.
Harley: I have one.
Selina: (Taking it) Thanks
Harley: I don't smoke either. I just like melting stuff.

Zee: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Kara:Is that a picture of you?
Zee:I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Jess:When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Hal:Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be pretty disgusting.

Pam: I have an idea!
Carol: No murder
Pam:I no longer have an idea.

Garth:Are you saying my voice cracks? My voice doesn't crack!
Oliver: Dude, no offense, but your voice cracks so much we've already made a techno remix out of it.

Zee: Karen really looks up to you.
Diana:She's two feet tall, he looks up to everybody.

***Older,living alone***
Hal: There is a strict no-animals policy in the apartment.
Barry: Okay
Hal:Except for Kara’s Krypto and Jess' Dexter
Hal:and Zee's and Oliver's high horse which occasionally makes an appearance. 

Oliver: (Looking at Zee) If I wanted to avoid doing things with people I hate, I would literally never leave the house.

Kara:I'm sorry. I should have listened to you.
Karen: Yeah, I know. Everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.

Barry:We don't download films illegaly. Because we're honest and hardworking people.
Hal:And we don't know how.

Zee: Wanna see a trick?
Oliver:The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.