DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Seventeenth

Babs: (Knocking on the window) Wanna know something weird?
Kara: First of all, it's 2 AM
Babs:...
Kara: Second of all, continue

Hal:I do what I want.
Oliver: I'm calling Jessica.
Hal: No, wait.

***Older***
Garth: I drink to forget but I always remember...
Oliver:Kid, you're drinking a CapriSun

Carol: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost in your life.
Selina: Oh, wow! My happy childhood.Thank you so much for finding this!
Pam:My will to live! i haven’t seen this in ages!
Doris:I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Harley:Mental stability, my old friend!
Carol: Gals...

***Older, living together***
Hal: Good news and bad news.
Jess:Okay, what's the bad news?
Hal: Our kitchen is on fire.
Jess:OH MY GOD WHAT?? HURRY, RUN!
Hal:(holding a perfectly toasted pop tart) Wow, so you don't even care about the good news?

***In the SuperHero Girls Headquarters***
Babs: (Running in) Ok, I have a plan but I need some help.
Diana: (Spins a wheel with all their names on) Zee, it's your turn.
Zee: Damn it.

Karen: Can’t you try looking at things from my perspective?
Doris:(Crouches down to Karen's height) Well let's try.

Leslie: Someone sneezed earlier and I accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you'
Carol:... How do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up’?

Hal: My brain hurts.
Babs:You’ve got a brain? I thought your head was hollow.

***Older***
Zee (Joking) Hey we should get married.
Oliver: (sighs) I agree
Zee: WHaT?
Oliver:(Serious) I agree. We should get married.
Zee: I was joking
Oliver:Well, I wasn't
Zee:..
Zee: Let's get married then.

***A SHG and Invincibros team-up against Lex Luthor***
Lex: Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Hal:We're TRYING to have a team meeting, thank you very little.
Barry: Yeah.
Babs: Team ears only
Lex:We're in the middle of a fight!
Kara: And we're in the middle of a conversation. What don't you get about that?

***Older, married with kids***
Dawn:I need you to check under my bed for monsters.
Babs:Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me but if there’s a monster it’s gonna kill us both.

Jess: Please. No one thinks Hal is my boyfriend.
Zee: (Rolls eyes) Oh god.
Zee: (Walks in front of the class and adresses everyone ) Raise your hands if you thought that Hal was Jessica's boyfriend.
Everyone,even Carol: (Raises hand)
Jess:...
Jess: Hal put your hand down.

Carol: Pam
Pam:Carol
Carol:Do you need a hug?
Pam:Haven't I been through enough?