DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Five

Selina: My friends all say I’m judgy, but I never listen to them or care what they say because they’re stupid idiots.

Hal: Of course, it's been my experience, when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.
Kara:Who told you that?
Hal:A fellow by the name Clark Kent.

Karen: Now it’s your turn Zee, tell us your secret
Zee:I may have a crush on Oliver
Jess:Zee, she said a secret

*Villian slumber party*
Harley: If poison goes bad, is it more or less poisonous?
Pam:I thought I told you to go to sleep!

Kara: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Diana:Why?
Kara: I'm told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Babs:I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

Commissioner Gordon: You are forbidden from taking another step down these stairs.
Babs: Ok (jumps out the window)

Jess: You need to be careful, you nearly died
Hal: You call it a near-death experience,I call it a vibe-check from god.

Diana: (Has been laying on the ground for 15 minutes)
Kara: What's up with you?
Diana:I'm overwhelmed.
Kara:Why?
Diana:Steve smiled at me.

Babs: (About Barry) I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like him a little bit.
Zee: You doodled your weeding invitations
Babs:No, that's our joint tombstone
Zee:My mistake

Hal: I hardly slept last night.
Oliver: That means that someone was thinking about you
Hal: Who would be thinking about me at 3 AM?
Carol: (Silent panic)

*Older, in college*
Oliver: Zee and I-
Barry: Are getting married?
Oliver: No, we-
Barry:(Pulling out a scrapbook) Sit down, Garth and I have the entire thing planned out.

Jess: Hal and I do not have pet names for each other!
Karen:Oh, is that so? Do you know what bees make?
Jess: Honey
Hal: (From the other side of the classroom) Yes, babe?
Kara:Don't lie to our faces again.

Babs:The stars are beautiful tonight
Barry: Yeah
Babs: You know what else is beautiful?
Barry: (Chuckles) Who?
Babs:Harleen

Jess: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Hal:Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Barry:Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup an smoothie
Babs: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is not a smoothie