DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Eleven

Carol: (To Pam) Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Pam: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Leslie:...
Doris:...
Harley:...
Selina:...
Carol: Pam...

*Older,living together*
Jess: I don’t think you could tie your shoes without me.
Hal: I could last week
Jess: Alright, what’s your social security number?
Hal:...
Hal: Five

Karen: Why are you doing this?
Doris: Because I’m bored, it’s funny, and I hate you. There you are. The holy trinity of why. 

Oliver:Must you attack me with words?
Morty:Do you want me to use rocks?

Pam:See this? This is my "I don't care" face.
Selina:That's your normal face.

Kara:I'm such an idiot
Zee:...
Kara:...
Zee:...
Kara:...
Zee: If you are waiting for me to disagree, it's going to be a long night.

*Harley and Babs discover each other's secret identities*
Babs:So you lied to me?
Harleen:That depends how you define ‘lying’.
Babs:Well, I define it as not telling the truth, how would you define it?
Harleen:Reclining your body in a horizontal position. .

Leslie:In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Selina:Hey, Harley, how tall are you?!

Oliver:Bland, boring Zee.If she was a spice, she’d be flour.

Diana: (Answering the phone) Hello?
Babs: It's Babs.
Diana: What did she do this time?
Babs:No, it's me, Babs. It's actually me.
Diana:What did you do this time?

*The Villian Girls getting to know each other*
Selina: Excuse me, Carol, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Carol: Cheerleading camp

Barry:What are you going to do?
Oliver: Something dramatic, I hope.

Pam:Oh, no. You’re getting an idea, aren’t you?
Harley:Yeah
Pam:Is this idea gonna get me in trouble?
Harley:Maybe
Pam: Is this idea gonna cause me physical pain?
Harley:Definitely

Karen:We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come.
Diana: We had to, there’s safety in numbers.
Karen:There’s also death in numbers. It’s called massacre!

*Early in the morning*
Jess: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Hal:Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.