DCSHG Incorrect Quotes

Part Fifteenth

Steve: (Thinking) Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
Steve: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with.
Diana: (Laughs) That's really funny.
Steve:(Thinking)Well, that’s not a fair test, that joke’s hilarious.

Oliver: Zee, you're remarkable.
Zee:Thank you for remarking on it.

Hal:I just walked past someone really hot, Lord help me.
Hal:It was a mirror. Self confidence is key, kids.

Kara: How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archaeology instead of grave robbing?
Barbie:As an archaeologist, I find this a very awkward question...
Babs:Answer the question, Grave Robber.

Barry: I can not believe you.
Oliver: I can explain.
Barry: You’re making $500,000 and only giving me $30,000?
Hal: $30,000? I’m making $1,000!
Garth: You guys are getting paid?

Babs:What you’re doing is illegal.
Harleen:I’m not taking advice from you. You pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna’.

Zee:Nothing in life is free.
Diana: Life is free.
Babs: Adventure is free.
Karen: Knowledge is free.
Selina:Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Harley: (Takes Pam's hand)
Pam: What's that?
Harley: Affection
Pam: Gross
Pam: Do it again.

*** Older,married***
Clark: Aww...you had a crush on me, embarrasing.
Lois: We are married.
Clark:Still.

Zee: You know, Carol? You're like the ocean.
Carol: Explain?
Zee: So fucking salty.

Jess: So, what did Kilowog tell you?
Hal: He told me to get better.
Jess: I didn't realize you were feeling ill.Do you need anything?
Hal:No, I'm good...he told me to get better...in life.

Carol:We gotta get to the hospital and we gotta get there fast.
Pam:Then I should drive.
Selina:Why you?
Pam:I've got nothing to live for and I drive like it.
Selina:Okay.
On the road
Doris,Leslie,Carol and Selina: (Scream)

Lois: How long have you been with the other Green Lantern?
Jess as Green Lantern: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never been with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Green Lantern is my partner, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

Note:Babs and Barbie/Cheetah are members of the Archeology Club as of the visual novel DC Super Hero Girls At Metropolis High