November 22nd
(evening)
Bastard: How is your Saturday??
Bastard: I'm just chilling, eating tomatoes like a serial killer.
Naruto: Gross!!
Naruto: And pretty good, my uncle and I are watching a movie rn
Bastard: What movie?
Naruto: Some shitty live adaption of his first book
Bastard: That's pretty cool.
Naruto: I guess, it's pretty horny
Naruto: Too many sex scenes and the actors are pretty bad
Bastard: Yeah.
Naruto: What are you up to, besides eating the ickiest vegetable ever¿¿?
Bastard: Nothing, I'm kinda just chilling home alone.
Bastard: Hey, would you be interested in doing a phone call? Like later tonight. Not right now.
Naruto: OF COURSE!!!
Naruto: Let's say 9ish??!!
Bastard: Sounds great! I can't wait. :)
Naruto: Who knows maybe I'll even recognize your voice, wouldn't that be cute
Bastard: Everything you do is cute. ;)
Naruto: Awww
Naruto: You're such a lovesick puppy
Naruto: Stinky, sarcastic, lovesick, just bastard man pup
Bastard: I'm not a dog.
Bastard: I'm also not so stinky.
Naruto: Do you're saying you are kinda stinky
Bastard: No!
Bastard: Besides, you're a crazy, blonde idiot man.
Naruto: I thought I was sunshine :'(
Naruto: Maybe you won't get a call tonight
Bastard: You know you can't resist me, blondie.
Naruto: Damn.
Bastard: Huh?
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