My Checklist to a Dumb Future

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Here are some examples to make your imperfect life dumber than dumb!

1. Trip while onstage at your school.

2. Get lemonade juice allover your shirt at the cafeteria.

3. Get seen on newspapers with an embarrassing headline(be the top story).

4. Buy a baby toy and hug it while your classmate is sneaking up on you and taking a video and photo.

5. Join a talent search and lose because you forgot your lyrics and get embarrassed.

6. Win a dumb prize on a tough dare(ex. "Run 500m using 8 inch high-heels and win $1)

7. Join an essay-writing contest and have 12 misspelled words and wrong capitalization and punctuation and lose because the most popular girl beat you.

Isn't your life the dumbest after doing these? Maybe! But I want one more thing... Just read to discover!

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