Nonsensical-Bella (inspired by autocorrect... XD)

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Isn't it so weird,

The taste of that pony beer?

"But you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth

Even if you have some fear!"


Said the horse before; it had an aneurysm,

What a sad collision.

The stress caused from

Too much liquid and lots of tourism.


Locked in his cage

Was a sailfish with a gauge

Who tried to stop the next unlucky horse

Who said he was of legal age.


The temptations held a dog's chains

And caught the horse by the reins,

Showed the dog discovered dogbane

That killed the dog without a name.


The horse was sad,

But the sailfish and cat

Were comforting him

In hopes he wouldn't go mad.


Then the cat saw what seemed a chiffon ball,

Through the window of the house in the hall,

And she crawled through the ledge to see,

But as the story goes, there were unanswered cat calls.


This was the final straw,

For the horse had seen it all;

Except for the effects of that pony beer

Which gave him his last hurrah.


And the sad sailfish shook his head,

He was filled with pity, for the horse lay dead.

And so did the dog, not to mention the cat,

All because curiosity spread. 

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