noodles 🍜
i talked to luna
she apologized
u can talk to me again
say something
french fry 🍟
im giving up on youuuuu
noodles 🍜
why did you have to do that
french fry 🍟
i can ignore you again
noodles 🍜
noooooooooo
i take it back
french fry 🍟
okay well then i'll stay
noodles 🍜
i hate working in groups
why the fuck did i join a man band?
it's just one big group project and no one does any work
french fry 🍟
man band?
boy, you guys are just a summer camp and jonah's the counselor.
noodles 🍜
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french fry 🍟
but i do agree with the group project thing
noodles 🍜
right?
like, Julius Caesar's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
french fry 🍟
apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds
noodles 🍜
well shet.
i guess i was wrong
group projects always sucked.
french fry 🍟
i just had a realization
seals = mermaid dogs
noodles 🍜
don't fuk with my head
french fry 🍟
i will fuk what ever i want
noodles 🍜
does that include me?
french fry 🍟
I DIDN'T THINK BEFORE I SENT THAT TEXT
noodles 🍜
you didn't deny that i was included
french fry 🍟
don't fuck with me or i'll weld all your joints shut in your sleep.
noodles 🍜
gonna be walking like a gingerbread man
french fry 🍟
i will snap you like a fucking kitkat.
shut your george washington looking ass up.
noodles 🍜
ur scaring me
french fry 🍟
that was the objective
noodles 🍜
when we meet, please dont murder me
french fry 🍟
when we meet i will squeeze you until your head pops like a zit
noodles 🍜
i dont think i wanna meet you anymore
french fry 🍟
we probably shouldn't
it would be weird seeing as i'd probably be taller than you
noodles 🍜
OKAY FIRST OF ALL
IM AM TALLER YOU UNEDUCATED BITCH
french fry 🍟
NOT BY MUCH YOU SHORT MOUTHER FUCKER
noodles 🍜
mouther fucker?
french fry 🍟
shit, i meant mother fucker
noodles 🍜
wow, your illiteracy just turned this conversation from heated to cold in 0.0000000000000002 seconds.
french fry 🍟
shut the fuck up your hair isn't even real
noodles 🍜
ouch that hurt
french fry 🍟
don't quote daniel, only daniel can say ouch that hurt and not sound like he's 4
noodles 🍜
okay mom
french fry 🍟
im gonna talk to zach cuz ur mean
A/N
The stuff about Julius Caesar, and welding your joints together is from tumblr. I didn't come up with them myself.
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𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀, jack avery
Fanfiction❝ happy mistakes ❞ a boy texts a wrong number, not realizing the recipient of his text would soon be the reason he wakes up in the morning. 〔 jack avery 〕 〔 completed 〕 〔 cringe warning 〕
