I'm Not Perfect | Seamus Finnigan

AWKWARD

A/N: This doesn't have much to do with the story line,  but I thought it'd be funny.

The next day, Ravenclaw had potions with Slytherin.

"Alright." Proffesor Slughorn said, "Today we'll be making a heart filling potion. Partner up and begin."

I flipped through the textbook and found heart filling potion. I gathered the ingredients and then read the last one. Blood. From a virgin. Okay, that shouldn't be hard.

Pansy Parkinson raised her hand.

"Yes?" Proffesor Slughorn asked.

"How do we obtain the blood?"

"Well, one of you will have to prick your finger of course."

"But, what if we're not . . . Well . ..  Um. . ."

I put my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. OH MY GOD.

"Well, the potion will explode."

I couldn't keep it in. I started laughing really hard. Pretty much all the Ravenclaws, including me, have pricked our finger and succesfully put it in the cauldron. Seamus has a horrible fear of sharp objects so I did it. The only Ravenclaw that hadn't pricked her finger was. . . Padma Patil?

Cassie had pricked her finger as well. Draco protested and said he could do it but she shook her head and said she had it handled.

I nudged Cassie with my elbow, "Is it just me, or are you the only Slytherin who has pricked her finger."

'It's not just you." she laughed.

"Well, Ms. Parkinson." Proffesor Slughorn said, a bit uncomfortable, "If you can't do it, then maybe Mr. Zabini could do it for you."

Pansy and Blaise looked at each other and their faces went pale. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. "OH -- MY -- GOD." I said between laughs.

One girl attempted to put her blood in and it exploded.

Proffesor Slughorn told us all to stop and he had to send Daphne to the hospital wing because her cauldron exploded.

Well, then. Now the sixth year Ravenclaws and Slytherins know each others virginity status.

"Uh. ..  Class dismissed." Proffesor Slughorn said.

Cassie and I walked out of the classroom in fits of giggles.

"Did you see how some girls were looking at multiple guys when they were asked to put their blood in?" I asked.

"OH MY GOD." Cassie laughed, "MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SLUTS."

When we reached the Great Hall for lunch, we were still laughing.