How to be a horrible person - A beginners guide to life

Morals

Being somewhat aware of what is wrong and what is right will help you find out which kind of horrible suits you best. Morals are the things you stay away from, but to successfully stay away from them you first have to know what they are.

The subject of morals is a complex one. Some believe they originate from religion. Others believe that humans came up with morals all by their lonesome. Don't worry though because no matter what you believe, you can always be a horrible person.

Doing right things is only possible if you believe in yourself as well as something other than yourself. The advantage of knowing this is that it makes it much easier to pretend to be moral. People that have had a truly horrible impact usually knew how to pretend to be moral. Making something wrong seem right is the bread and butter of any truly horrible person.

Not believing in yourself or something other than yourself will ensure you do not have a positive impact. But if you want to be horrible, pretend to believe in something that you know is false and declare it to be bigger than even yourself and consequently bigger than other humans. Spreading this false belief is essential for achieving the highest levels of horribleness.

Pop culture has put much emphasis on the 7 deadly sins. These are somewhat derived from the bible, though not explicitly mentioned in the bible.

Pop culture is very wise, and it is completely justified how much time we all spent listening to it, so here are the 7 deadly sins:

Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride.

Pride will help you with being self-centered enough to truly show off all the other sins, so keep a focus on pride.

Envy will be great for creating a sense of entitlement and also it can really steer up that rage pot. Rage can be so very useful in destroying your belief in yourself as well as others.

Wrath can absolutely make you self-righteous.

Sloth will make you into a burden for those around you, guaranteed to create a destructive environment.

Greed is a path that leads you away from fairness. This in turn creates a destructive environment, but with a different taste of horribleness. You just gotta know what you like.

Gluttony might shorten your lifespan, but it will definitely make you that much more of a burden for the time you live.

Lust, especially when isolated from any morals, can be a powerful weapon that takes away somebody's sense of being human. It's really all about seeing the object within the human. Matches great with Pride.

I hope I've taught you well.